So you want to be the King of Pirates, eh?
You got a lot of moxy, kid. I hate moxy. But I like grog, and since I've got more than a few pints in me, I'm going to give you some pointers. First off, you need to get yourself a ship. Anything seaworthy will do; you just need to be able to get around, learn how to navigate, get your name out there.Then you'll need a crew. Large or small, highly-trained or sheer numbers, you'll come into your own soon enough. Or you won't and, you know, end up dead. Not that that would scare a tough sea dog like yerself.
Maybe the most important thing a future Pirate King needs is his - or her, o' course - own flag. Something really you, you know what I mean? Every captain worth his salt has a unique flag flyin' high above his ship. Let me show you what I mean...
Now, on a spontaneous and completely unrelated note, did I mention that I design pirate flags? In my spare time, I mean. Most of the time I'm terrorizing the high seas, but everyone's gotta have a hobby, right?
Anyway, if you catch me in a good mood, maybe I'll whip one up for you. Why don't you let me know ....
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